from HEART ON THE LEFT: Poems 1953-1984
My Native Archipelago
20 To You
21 Icarus Shmicarus
21 C’mon Everybody
22 To Nye Bevan Despite His Change of Heart
23 I Tried, I Really Tried
24 Nostalgia – Now Threepence Off
25 So Don’t Feed Your Dog Ordinary Meat, Feed Him Pal…
27 Time and Motion Study
27 Ode to Money
28 South Kensington Is Much Nicer
28 Reply to a Canvasser
29 Look at the View
29 The Observer
31 Song About Mary
31 We Call Them Subnormal Children
32 In Other Words, Hold My Head
33 A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Burial Party
35 Old Age Report
36 Now We Are Sick
36 Involvement
37 Divide and Rule for as Long as You Can
38 The Ballad of Sally Hit-and-Run
38 Dear Sir
39 English Scene
39 Under Photographs of Two Party Leaders, Smiling
40 Saw It in the Papers
42 Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody
43 Vroomph! or The Popular Elastic Waist
44 Leaflets
45 The Obliterating Prizes
46 Ode to Enoch Powell
47 The Blackboard
48 Question Time in Ireland
48 The Savage Average
49 Loose Leaf Poem
56 Back in the Playground Blues
57 The Swan
57 Farm Animals
58 On the Verses Entitled ‘Farm Animals’
58 Commuting the Wrong Way Round Early Morning
59 For My Son
60 Four Sorry Lines
60 Action and Reaction Blues
60 Screws and Saints
61 New Skipping Rhymes
62 Staying Awake
63 Bring Out Your Nonsense
63 Give It to Me Ghostly
64 Bury My Bones with an Eddy Merckx
64 Remember Red Lion Square?
65 Ode to Her
66 On the Beach at Cambridge
Religion, Royalty and the Arts
68 The Liberal Christ Gives a Press Conference
68 Miserable Sinners
70 Sunday Poem
70 Quite Apart from the Holy Ghost
71 The Eggs o’ God
Royal Poems
72 Another Prince Is Born
72 Lying in State
73 Poem on the Occasion of the Return of HM the Queen from Canada
74 My Shy Di in Newspaperland
The Arts
76 Goodbye
76 Jim Giuffre Plays ‘The Easy Way’
76 Buddy Bolden
77 Bessie Smith in Yorkshire
78 What to Do if You Meet Nijinsky
79 To the Statues in Poets’ Corner, Westminster Abbey
79 Crusoe Dying in England
81 Whitman on Wheels
81 Canine Canto
82 Thank You Dick Gregory
83 Lullaby for William Blake
83 For David Mercer
84 Hear the Voice of the Critic
84 The Ballad of the Death of Aeschylus
86 Gaston the Peasant
86 Lady Macbeth in the Saloon Bar Afterwards
87 To the Organisers of a Poetry Reading by Hugh MacDiarmid
87 Private Transport
88 What the Mermaid Told Me
89 A Blessing for Kenneth Patchen
90 Discovery
90 There Are Not Enough of Us
91 Oscar Wilde in Flight
91 John Keats Eats His Porridge
92 Forster the Flying Fish
93 The Oxford Hysteria of English Poetry
95 What Is Poetry?
96 Autumnobile
97 Land of Dopes and Loonies
98 To a Critic
98 A Sunset Procession Passing Ralph Steadman’s House
99 Ode to George Melly
99 For the Eightieth Birthday of Hoagy Carmichael
100 Happy Fiftieth Deathbed
101 The Call
102 Lament for the Welsh Makers
Love, the Apeman, Curses, Blessings and Friends
105 Good Day
105 Celia Celia
106 Footnotes on Celia Celia
106 September Love Poem
107 All Fools Day
107 Riddle
108 Take Stalk Between Teeth…
109 Top-Notch Erotic Moment Thank You
109 Coming Back
110 The Angels in Our Heads
111 Out
111 To a Godly Man
112 Hello Adrian
The Collected Works of Apeman Mudgeon
115 Apeman Keep Thinking It’s Wednesday
116 The Apeman Who Hated Snakes
117 The Apeman’s Hairy Body Song
117 Apeman Gives a Poetry Reading
118 Apeman as Tourist Guide
119 The Apeman’s Motives
120 Confession
120 Self-Congratulating, Self-Deprecating, Auto-Destructive Blues
120 I Passed for Sane
121 Sometimes I Feel Like a Childless Mother
121 The Institution
121 A Slow Boat to Trafalgar
122 A Machine That Makes Love…
123 Toy Stone
123 Unfulfilled Suicide Note
124 And Some Lemonade Too
125 It’s a Clean Machine
127 The Sun Likes Me
128 Self Critic
129 Adrian Mitchell’s Famous Weak Bladder Blues
129 A Ballad of Human Nature
130 This Friend
130 Birthdays
131 The Only Electrical Crystal Ball…
132 My Dog Eats Nuts Too
133 A Spell to Make a Good Time Last
134 A Spell to Make a Bad Hour Pass
135 A Curse on My Former Bank Manager
135 A Song for Jerry Slattery and His Family
136 Funnyhouse of a Negro
137 A Curse Against Intruders
138 For Gordon Snell – My Best and Finest Friend – on His Fiftieth Birthday
138 My Parents
140 Taming a Wild Garden
141 One More Customer Satisfied
141 To My Friends, on My Fiftieth Birthday
142 How to Be Extremely Saintly, Rarefied and Moonly
142 Loony Prunes
143 To Michael Bell
143 Beattie Is Three
Songs from Some of the Shows
144 Gardening
145 The Violent God
146 Calypso’s Song to Ulysses
146 The Children of Blake
147 Happy Birthday William Blake
148 Poetry
149 The Tribe
149 Medical
150 Ride the Nightmare
151 A Song of Liberation
152 The Widow’s Song
152 The Truth
154 Wash Your Hands
155 Lament for the Jazz Makers
156 Gather Together
157 The Pregnant Woman’s Song
157 Jake’s Amazing Suit
159 Secret Country
160 Cardboard Rowing Boat
Our Blue Planet
161 The Castaways or Vote for Caliban
163 Quit Stalling, Call in Stalin
163 Two Good Things
164 Remember Suez?
164 Written During the Night Waiting for the Dawn
165 Briefing
166 Ballade of Beans
167 From Rich, Uneasy America to My Friend Christopher Logue
167 Official Announcement
169 Let Me Tell You the Third World War Is Going to Separate the Men…
169 Programme for an Emergency
170 Naming the Dead
172 Fifteen Million Plastic Bags
173 Order Me a Transparent Coffin and Dig My Crazy Grave
173 A Child Is Singing
174 The Dust
175 Veteran with a Head Wound
178 Life on the Overkill Escalator
178 You Get Used to It
179 Good Question
180 Byron Is One of the Dancers
181 One Question About Amsterdam
181 To the Silent Majority
182 The Dichotomy Between the Collapse of Civilisation and Making Money
183 Night Lines in a Peaceful Farmhouse
184 How to Kill Cuba
184 Family Planning
185 Open Day at Porton
186 Norman Morrison
187 Would You Mind Signing This Receipt?
188 For Rachel: Christmas 1965
189 Thinks: I’ll Finish These Gooks…
190 To a Russian Soldier in Prague
191 Goodbye Richard Nixon
191 Ceasefire
194 To Whom It May Concern (Tell Me Lies about Vietnam)
195 Peace Is Milk
201 A Tourist Guide to England
202 Sorry Bout That
204 Victor Jara of Chile
206 Astrid-Anna
209 Activities of an East and West Dissident Blues
210 Carol During the Falklands Experience
211 Chile in Chains
213 A Prayer for the Rulers of this World
214 One Bad Word
from BLUE COFFEE: Poems 1985-1996
Yes
216 A Puppy Called Puberty
216 A Dog Called Elderly
217 Questionnaire
218 Yes
219 Golo, the Gloomy Goalkeeper
220 Blood and Oil
221 Millennium Countdown
222 Trying Hard To Be Normal
223 Or
224 Cutting It Up
The Hairy Arts
225 The Olchfa Reading
226 Booze and Bards
227 Poet
227 Poetry and Knitting
229 Explanation
229 The Wilder Poetry of Tomorrow
230 Hot Pursuit
231 Moondog
232 Deep Purple Wine
233 Parade
234 Edward Hopper
235 Mayakovsky and the Sun
236 The Perils of Reading Fiction
Country Life & Some Animals
237 Dart River Bed
237 That June
238 Winter Listening
238 Winter Night in Aldeburgh
239 The Monster’s Dream
240 A Living Monument
241 Bird Dreaming
241 Sausage Cat
242 Epitaph for a Golden Retriever
242 For Golden Ella
243 Elegy for Number Ten
244 The Meaningtime
244 Understanding the Rain
245 A Cheetah, Hunting
245 Here Come the Bears
246 The Elephant
246 Elephant Eternity
Join the Poetry and See the World
247 Blue Coffee
247 Vauxhall Velvet
248 By the Waters of Liverpool
248 I Am Tourist
250 March in Vienna
250 London in March
250 The Postman’s Palace
251 Lerici, the Bay, Early on Saturday, May
252 Peace Memories of Sarajevo
253 For My Friends in Georgia
254 When the Government
255 The Boy Who Danced with a Tank
256 Sweet Point Five Per Cent
257 Ten Holes for a Soldier
Young and Old
258 My Father and Mother or Why I Began to Hate War
259 Rainbow Woods
260 The Bully
260 To the Sadists of My Childhood
261 After Reading Hans Christian Andersen
261 As for the Fear of Going Mad
261 Grandfather’s Footsteps
262 The Sound of Someone Walking
263 Just a Little Bit Older
263 Keep Right on to the End of the Bottle
263 Ode to the Skull
265 My Orchard
266 Poem in Portugal
266 An Ode to Dust
268 Mid-air
268 Give Me Time – Autumn Is at the Gates
Way out Yonder
270 Two Anti-Environmental Poems by Volcano Jones
271 Criminal Justice for Crying Out Loud – A Rant
272 Full English Breakfast
273 Moving Poem
273 Stuck Together Song
274 O Captain! My Captain! Our Fearful Trip Is Done
274 Icarus Talking to His Dad
275 If You’re Lookin’ for Trouble You’ve Come to the Wrong Place
For Love and Friendship
276 My Father’s Lands
279 A Late Elegy for Jock Mitchell
279 Goodnight, Stevie
279 Brightness of Brightness
281 Maybe Maytime
282 Sometimes Awake
282 Thank You for All the Years We’ve Had…
283 An Open Window
283 Happy Breakfast, Hannah, on Your Eighteenth Birthday
284 A Flying Song
285 Reaching for the Light
286 Stufferation
287 Silence
Boty
288 Boty Goodwin
290 The Forest and the Lake
291 A Flower for Boty
291 Good Luck Message to Boty Before Her Finals at Cal Arts
292 Telephone
292 Every Day
293 For Boty
294 Especially When It Snows
from ALL SHOOK UP: Poems 1997-2000
The Years Speed By
296 A Year Passes, as Years Do
298 Life Is a Walk Across a Field
Under New Labour
299 That Feeling
299 We Bomb Tonight
300 Education Education Education
300 The Druggards
301 Go Well
301 Shaven Heads
302 Walldream
303 Jesus Poems
The Carnival of Venus
304 Asymmetrical Love Song
304 Valances
305 Away
307 A Lucky Family
308 It Still Goes On
308 The Arrangements
309 Where Are They Now?
309 That About Sums It Up
309 Swiss Kissing
309 Safe Sex Swiss Kissing
310 My Friend the Talking Elevator of Tokyo
311 Love in Flames
312 Hospitality
On the Artsapelago
313 Poetry Is Not a Beauty Contest
313 If Digest
313 Desiderata Digest
314 I Dare You, I Double-Dare You
314 To a Helpful Critic
315 This Be the Worst
316 from Nine Ways of Looking at Ted Hughes
318 Cool / Hip
318 New Movie Regulations
Autobicycle
319 All Shook Up
319 In My Two Small Fists
320 The Mitchellesque Lineman
322 If Not, Sniff Not
322 Age 65 Bus Pass
323 Sorry Stuff
323 Student
323 Wishing
324 The Poet Inside
324 Not Much of a Muchness
324 Lighting Candles for Boty
325 February 12th, 1996
325 The Unbroken Heart
326 Advertising Will Eat the World
326 On the Deadophone
327 Apart from My Day Job
327 Or Something
328 Selfepitaphs
For the African Century
329 Here in My Skin of Many Colours
330 The Radio Thief
331 African Elephants
331 The Beautiful Ghosts
332 A Song for Thabo Mbeki
333 A Poem for Nomtha
Showsongs
334 Shake My Soul
335 Four Windows
336 Orpheus Sings
338 The People Walking
339 Saint Lover’s Day
340 Tissue Paper Flowers
342 Last Thing
from THE SHADOW KNOWS: Poems 2000-2004
344 William Blake Says: Everything That Lives Is Holy
The Shadow in Wartime
345 The Shadow Poet Laureateship
346 Unjubilee Poem
346 Anti-Establishment Poet is Difficult, Court Told
347 A Refusal to Write a Royal Elegy
347 Back to the Happidrome
348 No More War
349 Human Beings
350 The Operation
350 Roundabout
351 Playground
351 The Famous Battle
352 Shadow Speeches
352 All the Light There Is
354 When They Tell You to Go to War
354 Work to Do
Englanding
357 Englanding
357 Fun in World War Two
358 Banned for Six Months
358 In a Brown Paper Bag
359 To Somebody Considering Suicide
361 for mental patients
361 Doctor Rat Explains
Artefactions
362 Misery Me
363 What Poetry Says
364 Blake on His Childhood Visions
364 King Lear’s Fool Waves Goodbye
365 A Sense of Complicity: Advertising Supplement
365 Advertising Will Eat the World
366 Rest in Peace, Andy Warhol. Enjoy.
366 Pioneers, O Pioneers!
367 The Café Kafka
Automagic
368 Memoirs
368 Her Life
369 Disguise
370 Sorry
370 Thanks to My Dog in an Hour of Pain
371 Pour Soul
373 Not Fleeing But Flying
In the Outlands
374 The Ballad of the Familiar Stranger
375 Every Day Is Mothering Sunday to Me
376 Rosaura’s Song
377 The Knife-thrower’s Slender Daughter
378 Philosophical Agriculture
On Board The Friendship
379 For Dick and Dixie Peaslee
380 How William Blake Died a Good Death
381 For Miranda and Tom
381 A Song for Maeve
382 Seventy More Years
388 to all our friends
from TELL ME LIES: Poems 2005-2008
Rivers Run Through It
or Waterworking
390 West End Blues
393 Five Walks
393 Sad Walk
394 Glad Walk
394 Bad Walk
395 Dad Walk
395 Mad Walk
City Songs
or Don’t Mutter in the Gutter
396 The Baby on the Pavement
396 More Friends of Mine
397 The Dirty Smokers
398 Live It Like Your Last Day
The Really Good Old Days
or The Underbelly of History
399 About the Child Murderer Marie Farrar
402 The Plays What I Wrote by Shakespeare
Enjoy the Light
Love, friendship and sheep
404 Enjoy the Light
404 Death Is Smaller Than I Thought
405 Our Mother
405 Our Father
406 Early Daze
406 Beattie as Smike
408 Edward Lear’s Imagination
408 A Visit to Ivor
411 With Love for Mike Westbrook
411 Sheepishly
A Walk on the Weird Side
or Better Out Than In
414 This Morning’s Dream
414 Wongo the Wonder Dog
415 Ghosts on the Line
Tell Me Lies
or Truth-Ache in the Anglo-American Empire
416 At the Crossroads.
417 Tigers and Monkeys
418 The Doorbell
418 Peacetime Haiku
419 Dust And Ashes
420 The Question
421 Is it all right to Kill People?
422 Peace and Pancakes
424 To Whom It May Concern Remix
429 My Literary Career So Far
431 Adrian Mitchell: Select Bibliography